Wednesday, May 29, 2024

Just an Average, Completely Normal Week???

Crazy story: theres this lady who feeds the missionaries mac and cheese made with their breastmilk... aparrantly its not that uncommon because theres actually 2 sisters that do it... from what ive heard its not bad either. Anyways... moving on... Every single apartment complex has the overwhelming scent of devil's lettuce. Its everywhere. And wherever its not present, be assured that they simply replaced it with hard crytal meth. Exciting. Cops and choppas are everywhere. We heard a rumor that the city might be declaring a state of emergency because of the drugs. Btw we ate at the town prosecutors house and, fairly recently, he found a man, high as a kite, butt naked, sitting on the top of his chain link fence in his front yard. Also, theres these... people? Who are not high? That just walk around the city with walking sticks and back packing back packs... we think they have the sticks to wack the nearby crackheads that wander the streets. Not sure whats in the backpacks... Also graduation just happened here and, the graduating class had a total of 116 kids, 90 of those were not eligible to graduate. So, the school had a great idea to just, give them all diplomas anyway. So the state of new mexico told them they cant do that but they already did it so, not sure whats gonna happen there... Lets go pirates... Also, our friend fred, aparantly, whilst butt naked, has been speaking to god the father, his son, jesus Christ and the devil in the mirror. 10 days. Ive been here 10 days. So... the emails will probably be a lot more common with some of these stories. And this isnt even all of it, its just the stuff that im allowed to talk about. Grants is awesome. I hope to still be alive next week. Cyaluvyabye! Ps: somebody here said to my companion... "we were once great semen"... ... ... Wise words More photos here: https://photos.app.goo.gl/jAPpvo7unpJxF3Ph9

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